Smash, the Thirsty Gnome

I party harder than the Hell’s Angels and my favourite place to be is at the bar.

I’m Smash the thirsty gnome, who one day got bored of life in a garden and set out to live the dream of a life of constant adventure.

With a never-ending thirst for beer, wine and spirits, join me…

…for a drink or 10!

www.thirstysmash.com

(You’ll meet Smash! on the odd Thirsty Swagman tour, usually with a drink in each hand.)

NO IDIOT RULES

Travellers on our tours know how to party, but always in a way that respects others. If you turn into an idiot after a few drinks then you'll risk being kicked off tour.

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The World's Coolest Party Tours, Beer Trips & Festival Tours!

Combine your love of travel and a good party and enjoy the ultimate party holiday on our incredible festival and party tours through Europe, Australia and Asia. Thirsty Swagman takes you to the best party & festival destinations and beer trips with zero boring sightseeing!

At Thirsty Swagman we believe that relaxing with a beer (or any drink for that matter) is one of the great pleasures of life and the best way to make new friends and meet the locals.

Our party and festival tours (we call them Thirsty Adventures) feature premium hotel / resort accommodation and zero boring sightseeing!

Join us... if you're thirsty for adventure.

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