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No Idiot Rules

Home  /  No Idiot Rules

If you meet any of these criteria below, do not under any circumstance book a Thirsty Swagman tour. You’ll be kicked off the tour with no refund, and reported to police if necessary. No exceptions!

We do this to keep the complete idiots away, and allow a safe and fun travel experience for everyone else. All our tours are a premium product. Our tours are not an all-you-can-drink binge where you get completely wasted!

A typical Idiot is the kind of person that:

1. Has to apologise to multiple people every time they drink

2. Is a loud, obnoxious drunk who just won’t shut up when they’re told

3. Starts drinking at breakfast every day

4. Has a tendency to be rude or violent

5. Shows no respect for local customs and rules

6. Wants to take any form of illegal drugs while on tour

7. Has to be escorted / carried / dragged home after a night out

8. Tendency to get kicked out of bars / clubs, or refused entry in the first place

9. Doesn’t remember anything or typically drinks to the point of passing out

10. Has skipped their weekly AA meetings to come on a Thirsty Swagman tour

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NO IDIOT RULES

Travellers on our tours know how to party, but always in a way that respects others. If you turn into an idiot after a few drinks then you'll risk being kicked off tour.
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About Thirsty Swagman

The World's Coolest Party Tours, Beer Trips & Festival Tours!

Combine your love of travel and a good party and enjoy the ultimate party holiday on our incredible festival and party tours through Europe, Australia and Asia. Thirsty Swagman takes you to the best party & festival destinations and beer trips with zero boring sightseeing!

At Thirsty Swagman we believe that relaxing with a beer (or any drink for that matter) is one of the great pleasures of life and the best way to make new friends and meet the locals.

Our party and festival tours (we call them Thirsty Adventures) feature premium hotel / resort accommodation and zero boring sightseeing!

Join us... if you're thirsty for adventure.

Why Party With Us?

If you like to party & travel, then you’ll love our adventures.

Thirsty Swagman includes only the best available accommodation and we don't have boring itineraries that take up your free time.

Want to party? Then choose the best! Here are 5 Reasons why.

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