I party harder than the Hell’s Angels and my favourite place to be is at the bar.
I’m Smash the thirsty gnome, who one day got bored of life in a garden and set out to live the dream of a life of constant adventure.
With a never-ending thirst for beer, wine and spirits, join me…
…for a drink or 10!
(You’ll meet Smash! on the odd Thirsty Swagman tour, usually with a drink in each hand.)