15 Photos That Prove Rio Carnival is the Hottest Party on Earth
Well, another year has come and gone and another 5 million people survived Rio Carnival, the hottest party on Earth. Hotties with bodies aside, we’re talking sweltering temperatures here. No wonder everyone’s mostly naked! I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
The annual Brazilian festival of outrageous costumes, dancing, and general merriment just wrapped up and if you haven’t seen this spectacle for yourself, what’re you waiting for? Here are 15 photos that prove Rio Carnival is the hottest party on Earth:
01 | ABS-OLUTELY A GREAT TIME
Because at the hottest party on Earth, you’re never too far from a 6-pack.
02 | IT’S YA BIRTHDAY
Because when the cake at the hottest party on Earth is this big, I can’t wait to see who pops out.
03 | CA-CAW!
Because even the local wildlife shows up to the hottest party on Earth.
04 | PASS THE RUM!
Because where there’s an oversized pirate ship, there’s bound to be one hell of a parrrty.
05 | HELLO?
Is it me you’re looking for? Because when you see the number of people who show up to the hottest party on Earth, you’ll wonder if there’s anyone left outside Brazil.
06 | LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK
Because this is how they *take it easy* in Rio.
07 | I FOUND THE SOURCE!
Perhaps Rio Carnival is the hottest party on Earth because THIS IS THE SUN.
08 | THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
The wizard of the hottest party on Earth will see you now. Wait, this isn’t Emerald City?
09 | AWKWARD…
But sometimes someone shows up wearing the same thing as you…
10 | *BLING*
Because after the hottest party on Earth, there isn’t a Swarovski crystal left on the face of the planet.
11 | REAL PROOF
Because if your party didn’t have a giant robotic armadillo, did you even party bro?
12 | CORN, POPS?
Because the hottest party on Earth knows no age!
13 | AFTER THE SHOW IT’S THE…
…hottest afterparty on Earth, obviously. Don’t forget about those block parties!
14 | ANGEL SIGHTINGS
Because there are actual Victoria’s Secret models there. Do I even need to finish this list?
15 | WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Because you can’t swing a feather boa in Rio without crashing a party.
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